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作者: 第八号当铺    时间: 2008-11-25 05:57     标题: 2008年11月25日第248期双语笑话

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The Absent-minded Professor


Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!


Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?


Absent-minded Professor:

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作者: sjie6835728    时间: 2008-11-25 07:10

I get it!

作者: hanying0605    时间: 2008-11-25 07:17

I thought my hand
作者: betty-yao    时间: 2008-11-25 07:31

:my hand .............
作者: 如人饮水    时间: 2008-11-25 07:47

I thought it was my hand
作者: artemis26    时间: 2008-11-25 08:01

心不在焉的教授 心不在焉的教授：天哪！有人偷了我的钱包！ 妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋？ 心不在焉的教授：感觉到了，可我还以为那是我的手呢。
作者: ShineS    时间: 2008-11-25 08:13

i thought it's mine .
作者: wangdinglong    时间: 2008-11-25 08:20

I thought it was my hand.
作者: gabriela17    时间: 2008-11-25 08:23     标题: 健忘教授

教授：“天啊！有人盗了我的钱包！” 妻子：“难道一只手伸进你的口袋，你都没感觉吗？” 教授：“I just thought the hand is my hand!”“我认为伸进我口袋的那只手是我的！”
作者: yoninah520    时间: 2008-11-25 08:31

The Absent-minded Professor 健忘的教授 Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! 健忘的教授：“天哪！有人偷了我的钱包！” Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? 妻子：“有只手伸进你的口袋，你都没有感觉的吗？” Absent-minded Professor 健忘的教授：“有，但我记得那是我自己的手呢。”
作者: cuili2008    时间: 2008-11-25 08:44

Did I have a pocket?
作者: xueyan    时间: 2008-11-25 08:44

Oh ,it's my hand
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 08:48

I just thought the hand is my hand!”
作者: xinjun-fan    时间: 2008-11-25 08:57

I thought it was my hand.
作者: yuan87004998    时间: 2008-11-25 09:14

Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!

Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?

Absent-minded Professor：I thought that it my hand

 

心不在焉的教授：天啦，有人偷了我的钱包！

妻子：你难道没有感觉一只手在你的口袋？

心不在焉的教授：我以为是我的手呢。

作者: Gavin Ji    时间: 2008-11-25 09:15

yes, but i thought it's my hand
作者: jinshouzhen    时间: 2008-11-25 09:22

i just thought it is mine
作者: superyan    时间: 2008-11-25 09:22

健忘的教授：天那，有人偷走了我的钱包！” 妻子：“你难道没有感觉到有一只手在你的口袋里？” 健忘的教授：“I think this hand is mine."
作者: angel_be    时间: 2008-11-25 09:23     标题: 回复 1# 第八号当铺 的帖子

I thought it's mine
作者: azaathene    时间: 2008-11-25 09:26

The Absent-minded Professor健忘的教授 Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!健忘的教授:天哪!有人偷了我的钱包. Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?妻子:难道有只手伸进了你的口袋里你都感觉不到吗? Absent-minded Professor: 健忘的教授:对啊,我感觉到过,是我的手伸进去过.啊!钱包在我手里. Right, I felt it. It is my hand. Ah! My wallet is in my hand .
作者: sweetmelody    时间: 2008-11-25 09:28

心不在焉的教授：天啦，有人偷了我的钱包！ 妻子：你难道没有感觉一只手在你的口袋？ 心不在焉的教授：我以为是我的手呢。
作者: ap0611311    时间: 2008-11-25 09:28

I thought it was my hand.
作者: zhuiqiulijie    时间: 2008-11-25 09:31     标题: 教授说了什么你知道吗?

我的天呀，谁偷了我的钱包。
作者: majuanjuan    时间: 2008-11-25 09:32

tiana ,wo wei le kan fanyi huifu
作者: gs_melissa    时间: 2008-11-25 09:33

i thought that was my hand.

作者: lifeifei    时间: 2008-11-25 09:52

I have no good sense of humor.
作者: 贾西贝    时间: 2008-11-25 10:01

Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!心不在焉的教授：天哪，我的钱包被偷了。 Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?妻子：难道你没有感觉到一只手在你口袋里。 Absent-minded Professor: 心不在焉的教授：我以为是我的手呢
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 10:03

我以为那是你的手。
作者: 小机灵鬼    时间: 2008-11-25 10:04

The Absent-minded Professor 健忘的教授 Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! 健忘的教授说：天哪！有人偷了我的钱包！ Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? 他妻子说：你没感觉到你的手里有个钱包吗？ Absent-minded Professor: 健忘的教授说：i forget
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 10:10

dddddddddddddddddd
作者: yasutoko    时间: 2008-11-25 10:18

Did I have a pocket?
作者: silence_rose    时间: 2008-11-25 10:23

absent-minded
作者: qiqi1027    时间: 2008-11-25 10:26

I thought that it my hand
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 10:27

haohaohaohaohao
作者: yulusky    时间: 2008-11-25 10:28

I thought that it my hand
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 10:28

I thought my hand
作者: 小冬果果    时间: 2008-11-25 10:29

I thought it was my hand
作者: 优优870206    时间: 2008-11-25 10:36     标题: 坚持

坚持每天的练习
作者: charryhu    时间: 2008-11-25 10:40

yes,i thought it's mine .
作者: yanfang0122    时间: 2008-11-25 10:49

咦？笑话呢？
作者: 王嫱    时间: 2008-11-25 11:26

yeah , i thought it's mine .
作者: zong3299    时间: 2008-11-25 11:44

it is my hand
作者: choupiglad    时间: 2008-11-25 12:00

yes ,I did ,but I thought it was mine
作者: 飞吧海燕    时间: 2008-11-25 12:38

i got it but i thought it was my hand
作者: englisheverday    时间: 2008-11-25 12:40

I don/t know
作者: 超级小兔    时间: 2008-11-25 12:41     标题: 回复 1# 第八号当铺 的帖子

还没看到
作者: sunnyangel    时间: 2008-11-25 12:41

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
作者: sophie0612    时间: 2008-11-25 12:58

hehe, I am the one lose mind

 

作者: jgxxzcp    时间: 2008-11-25 13:03

I thought that it my hand
作者: 孤芳自赏    时间: 2008-11-25 13:27

呵呵。。。是够心不在焉的。。
作者: qiangguai    时间: 2008-11-25 13:34

it is my hand
作者: ellenzhouli    时间: 2008-11-25 13:42

I thought it was mine
作者: youguiya    时间: 2008-11-25 13:46

I thought it was my hand.
作者: 笑哈哈xiaohaha    时间: 2008-11-25 14:07

我没有把手放进口袋里呀
作者: 笑哈哈xiaohaha    时间: 2008-11-25 14:08

我没有把手放进口袋里呀
作者: kami_li    时间: 2008-11-25 14:16

Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor：I thought that it was my hand 心不在焉的教授：上帝，有人偷了我的钱包！ 妻子：你难道没有感觉一只手在你的口袋？ 心不在焉的教授：我以为是我的手呢。
作者: yangbing2008    时间: 2008-11-25 14:26

but I thought it was my own hand
作者: kongri    时间: 2008-11-25 14:26

I thought it was your hand.
作者: ╃ 风 ╃    时间: 2008-11-25 14:42

hehe , im here
作者: celialiang    时间: 2008-11-25 14:45

i feel,but i guest it is mine
作者: 无尾熊宝宝    时间: 2008-11-25 14:53

I thought it was my hand.
作者: shuilingling    时间: 2008-11-25 14:53

Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor：Oh,I thought that it my hand 心不在焉的教授：天啦，有人偷了我的钱包！ 妻子：你难道没有感觉有一只手伸进你的口袋吗？ 心不在焉的教授：噢，我以为是我的手啊。
作者: allen04410    时间: 2008-11-25 14:55

The Absent-minded Professor Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor:
作者: wangtingyx    时间: 2008-11-25 14:58

hello，hello
作者: CHAO85    时间: 2008-11-25 15:05

Yes I think it's another body's
作者: Jings_life    时间: 2008-11-25 15:08

Yes,but I thought it was mine
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 15:14

I thought it was my hand!
作者: peipeige    时间: 2008-11-25 15:14

then~ what is it?
作者: hnxchxz123    时间: 2008-11-25 15:14

oh no! I forgot it is my packet!
作者: shungeng    时间: 2008-11-25 15:21

I thought it was my hand.
作者: zhangdanfeng214    时间: 2008-11-25 15:26

i thought that it was my hand
作者: zl007006    时间: 2008-11-25 15:30

I thought that it my hand
作者: JaneQA    时间: 2008-11-25 16:09

I thought it''s my hand.
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 16:15

I want to know it
作者: 高文英    时间: 2008-11-25 16:19

l thougt it is you hand .
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 16:28

oh ,really ....
作者: nyksr    时间: 2008-11-25 16:31

no,i feel a wallet in my pocket
作者: aaiv    时间: 2008-11-25 16:35

haha I thought it's mine.
作者: redgreenye    时间: 2008-11-25 16:43

I forget it
作者: disneyhy    时间: 2008-11-25 16:59

i think that is my hand
作者: yifanmian    时间: 2008-11-25 17:11

The Absent-minded Professor 好走神的教授 Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! 好走神的教授说道：天那，有人偷了我的钱包Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?妻子：你没感觉到口袋里有一只手么 Absent-minded Professor: 好走神的教授（我怎么知道？？难道是？）
作者: yyanhong    时间: 2008-11-25 17:11

原帖由 yuan87004998 于 2008-11-25 09:14 发表 Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor：I thought that it my hand   心不在焉的教授：天啦，有人偷了我的钱包！ ...

 

good

作者: sdqd    时间: 2008-11-25 17:15

I thought my handI thought my hand
作者: aesan    时间: 2008-11-25 17:32

it's funny
作者: xuzhiqiu    时间: 2008-11-25 17:55     标题: 给老师的礼物

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess（瞎猜）," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy（小狗）!"
作者: 我爱背单词1984    时间: 2008-11-25 18:05     标题: 回复 1# 第八号当铺 的帖子

i forget it !
作者: hefeiyeyukatong    时间: 2008-11-25 18:05

我以为是一只有很多毛的手呢
作者: Harry·potter    时间: 2008-11-25 18:53

教授真有性格
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 19:02

I thought it was my hand
作者: dana123    时间: 2008-11-25 19:03

I thought it was my hand
作者: Stella1998    时间: 2008-11-25 19:04

it 's my hand
作者: zhang8316989    时间: 2008-11-25 19:18     标题: I thought it was my own hand.

I thought it was my own hand.
作者: ttabcd    时间: 2008-11-25 19:38

看看教授说了点啥
作者: sysxxp3339    时间: 2008-11-25 19:50

I thought that it was not my pocket.
作者: 释放昕霖    时间: 2008-11-25 20:31

I thought it was my hand
作者: daifengjie    时间: 2008-11-25 21:18

Is my wallet in my poket?
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 21:27     标题: 回复 1# 第八号当铺 的帖子

what?what ? what ?
作者: vizilen    时间: 2008-11-25 21:52

I forgot my money at that moment !
作者: liyingxyt    时间: 2008-11-25 21:53

I thought it is yours!
作者: 匿名    时间: 2008-11-25 22:03

心不在焉的教授：天呀，有人偷了我的钱包！ 妻子：你没有感觉一只手在你的口袋里吗？ 心不在焉的教授：我以为是我的手呢。



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