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2008年10月17日第209期双语笑话

本主题由 韩萱 于 2008-10-19 10:09 设置高亮

2008年10月17日第209期双语笑话

2008年10月17日第209期双语笑话

 

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今日笑话    How Did You Ever Get Here


One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."

The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

"I finally gave up," he said,

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你是怎样来的?


  一个冬天的早晨,一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了,我每向前迈一步,就要向后退两步。”

  老板狐疑地看着他。“噢,是吗?那你是怎样到这里来的?”

  “后来我决定放弃,”他说

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and started for home.然后我就往家里走
  • doctorlily 威望 +10 我很赞同 2008-10-20 16:43
  • doctorlily 金钱 +10 我很赞同 2008-10-20 16:43
very interesting!
so i walk back
I went back, so I came here!
then i decided to go home
This is a classic joke. he said, "and started for home.”
——Don't worry. Be happy!——
then I walked back.
so I went back
how clever he is!
and i started going home
隐藏的是什么呢????
So i choosed to go to the opposite direction.
and went home
went home?
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